Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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