I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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