I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize