You're so nebulous sometimes
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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