fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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