How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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