i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
