Nicole vs. Life
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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