I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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