discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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