Can i not drive my cunt home
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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