everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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