So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
wow bdsm is so cute
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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