I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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