Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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