I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
A+ Viking dick
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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