Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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