so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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