the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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