They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
dude. I can hear the air.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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