Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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