rhymes with "ouble enetration"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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