We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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