I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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