you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
