well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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