How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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