I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
