But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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