is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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