he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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