he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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