I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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