Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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