Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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