You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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