My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
