let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
His nipple licking is glorious
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