Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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