Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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