i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've blown a few things in my day
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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