You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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