Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize