You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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