i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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