My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize