Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Randomize
