I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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