Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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