Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
