Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize