I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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