Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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