He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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